Dachshund Names – Ideas For Naming Your Wiener Dog

Below are some funny dachshund names. You may think these names are too weird or not funny at all but they do have their own charm. These funny dachshund names will definitely make your day!



Rabbit (or Pig)Pen (or Rabbit Pen)

The Cat Who Lives Under the Bed

Cat Loves To Eat Cheese


Lil’ Tigerlily

Cats Are Funny Names For Dogs… And Cats Are Funny Names For People Too! LOL! They’re both animals and they both like to eat cheese.

I’m sure you get my point.


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Doggie (or Doggie)

LOL! I Like The Sound Of That. It’s As Funny As “Cat” And “Tigerlily”.

That’s My Other Favorite Funny Name For A Dog.


Elvis (or The King)

Hey, This Is A Funny Name For Anybody!


Ben Franklin (or just Franklin)

Ben Franklin Was A Funny Man! He Was Also An Inventor And One Of The Founding Fathers! I Have This Ben Franklin Doll With Me Always.

It’s My Most Precious Belonging!


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Goosey (or Goosey)

I Have A Goose As Well And Her Name Is Gertrude. She Has A Lovely Sing-Song Type Of A Voice. Whenever I Call Her, It’s Like Music To My Ears.

She Is My Favorite Pet!

Sources & references used in this article:

Power, speed and glamour: the naming of express steam locomotives in inter-war Britain by JK Walton – The Journal of Transport History, 2005 – journals.sagepub.com

Miller’s anatomy of the dog-E-Book by HE Evans, A De Lahunta – 2013 – books.google.com

Investigating risk factors that predict a dog’s fear during veterinary consultations by PT Edwards, SJ Hazel, M Browne, JA Serpell… – PloS one, 2019 – journals.plos.org

Contagious: Why things catch on by J Berger – 2016 – books.google.com

Any child can write by HS Wiener – 2003 – books.google.com