Dog Names That Begin With W: Over 200 Wonderful Ideas
1. Bitchin’ (BEE-zin)
2. Big Mouth (BIG-MOUT)
3. Black Sheep (BLACK-SHOE)
4. Blonde Bombshell (BLEEZ-KILLAH)
5. Blue Blooded Beast (BOYFRIEND BEAST)
6. Bootylicious (BEAT-LIKES)
7. Brainless Beauty (BRO-NESS)
8. Brown Eyed Girl (BREW-EYED GIRL)
9. Busty Babe (BURT-TAILED BABIE)
10. Butt Plugged Boyfriend (BUTT PLUGGED BOYFRIEND)
11. Cactus (CAHN-SOO)
12. Callous Killer (CALL-OUTS KILLER)
13. Celebrity Couple (CELEBRITY KID AND HIS GIRLFRIEND)
14. Cheerleader Lover (CHEER-NAY-LOVER)
15. Chubby Chick (CHROME CHICK)
16. Churchy (CHURCH-EE)
17. Classy Lady (CALL-SS LADY)
18. Crazy Cat Lady (CRACK-OUTS CAT LADY)
19. Cutie Pie (CUTE-TIE PIE)
20. Daddy’s Girl (DAHD-LE’S GIRL)
21. Dead in Bed (DEAD-IN BED)
22. Deep Throat (DEE-P THROAT)
23. Default Girl (DEFAULT GIRL)
24. Dirty Blonde (DIE-RED BLONDE)
25. Dog Fucker (DOG-FUCKER)
26. Doll Face (DAWL FACE)
27. Dope Fiend (DOPE-FIAN)
28. Drag Racer (DRAG RACE)
29. Dumb Blonde (DUMB BLONDE)
30. Easy Girl (EASY GIRL)
31. Eager Beaver (E-AVE BIVVY)
32. Ecstasy Queen (EK-STASY QUEEN)
33. Eternal Blonde (EEEE-TERN BEAV)
34. Eunuch (YOU-NOOK)
35. Extremely Bad Girl (EK-STRMBLY BAD GIRL)
36. Faggot (FAGGOT)
37. Fake (FAYG)
38. Fatty Patty (FATTY PATTY)
39. Fiery Redhead (FIE-YAY REDED)
40. Filthy Blonde (FILTHY BLONDE)
41. Foolish Daughter (FOOL-ISH DAUGHTER)
42. Free Spirit (FREE SPIRIT)
43. Fresh Meat (FREE-SH MEAT)
44. Fucking Idiot (FUCKING IDIOT)
45. Fucking Retard (FUCKING RETARD)
46. Fuzzy Wuzzy (FEW-ZEE WOOZIE)
47. Giggly Girl (GIGGLE-LY GIRL)
48. Goofy Girl (GOOF-EE GIRL)
49. Greedy Guts (GRILL GETS)
50. Grim Reaper (GRECK REE-PER)
51. Half Drunk (HAFF DANK)
52. Happy Camper (HAP-PEH KAM-PER)
53. Heartless Bitch (HERE-LESS BITCH)
54. High Roller (HIGH ROL-UP)
55. Holy Roller (HOLY ROL-UP)
56. Horny Bunny (HORN-EE BUEN-EE)
57. Hot Mama (HOT MAH-MA)
58. Hot Shot (HOOT SHOT)
59. Human Garbage Disposal (HUMAN GAR-BEEJ DISP-SHON)
60. Icy Blue Eyes (IC-EE BLUE EYES)
61. Killer (KILL-ER)
62. Laughing Beauty (LAWT-ING BIBET)
63. Lazy Eye (LEEZ I)
64. Lewd Old Man (LEWD OLD MAN)
65. Little Devil (LITTLE DEW-VIL)
66. Loner (LONE-UR)
67. Loser (LUSS-ER)
68. Lovely Witch (LOVELY WITH-ESS)
69. Lovable Rogue (LUV-RAB LAWK)
70. Madam (MADAM)
71. Mental Midget (MENTAL MIDGET)
72. Misogynistic Bitch (MISOG-YNISTIC BITCH)
73. Mr. Smarty (SMA-TI SMART)
74. Mutilated (MEW-TILATE-D)
75. Nasty Little Thing (NASTY LITTLE THING)
76. Nervous Wreck (NERV-OUS RIK)
77. No More Tears (NO MORE TEARS)
78. Odd Fellow (ODD FELLOW)
79. Obsessed (O-B-SESED)
80. Olive Branch (O-LIV BRANCH)
81. One Night Stand (ONE NIGHT STAND)
82. Overlord (OV-ER LOR)
83. Party Girl (PAR-TEE GIRL)
84. PDA Addict (PEE-DA ADDICT)
85. Pointy Teeth (POIN-TEI THEV)
86. Poor Little Rich Girl (PORE LIT-LE RIK GIRL)
87. Pony Boy (PAWN-BOI)
88. Porcelain Baby (POR-SELL-EN BAB-E)
89. Prison Bitch (PRISS-IN BITCH)
90. Psycho Ex-Girlfriend (SYC-O EX-GIRL-FRIEN)
91. Puking Pumpkin (PUK-ING PUMP-KEN)
92. Rapist (RAP-IST)
93. Redneck (RED NECK)
94. Repulsive Wretch (REP-PEWSIVE WRITCH)
95. Roadkill (ROAD-KILL)
96. Screaming Demon (SCREAM-ING DEM-ON)
97. Severed Angel (SEV-E-RED AN-JEL)
98. Shameless Slut (SHAM-LESS SLUT)
99. Skin and Bones (SKIN AND BONES)
100. Sleepyhead (SLEE-PEEHEAD)
101. Smiley Girl (SMILEY GIRL)
102. Snitch (SNITCH)
103. Sociopath (SOCI-OP-ATH)
104. Spiteful Bitch (SPITE-FULL BITCH)
105. Strange Girl (STRAHN GIRL)
106. Stupid Boyfriend (STU-PID BOYFRIEND)
107. Sweetie Pie (SWEE-TIE PIE)
108. Tall Dark Stranger (TALL DARK STRANGER)
109. Tell All Brenda (TELL ALL BREN-DA)
110. Telltale Tears (TELL-TAWL TEARS)
111. There’s Something About Mary (THAIRS SOMETHING ABOUT MERR-EE)
112. Tragic Girl (TRAG-ICK GIRL)
113. Troubled Child (TROW-BULL CHILD)
114. Troubled Teens (TROW-BULL TED-ZEE)
115. Two Faced Liar (TOI FACED LIAR)
116. Undead Nightmare (YOU-NEEK NIGH-MARE)
117. Unlucky Gambler (UNLUCK-EY GAM-BER-ER)
118. Uptight Bitch (UP-TIH BITCH)
119. Vampire’s Blood (VAM-PIREZ BLODD)
120. Victim (VICT-IM)
121. Violent Vixen (VI-O-LENT VIXX-IN)
122. Vixen (VIXX-EN)
123. Wanton Woman (WAW-TON WOMAN)
124. Weirdo (WEIR-DO)
125. Whipping Boy (WHIP-PIN BAWN)
126. Witch’s Brew (WITCH’S BRO-UH)
127. Witch’s Slave (WITCH’S SL-AVE)
128. Wounded Soul (WOUNDED SOUL)
129. Yankee (YANG-KEE)
130. Yellow Belly (YEL-LO BAY-LYE)
GENERATION 3: YOUR CHILD MAY CHOOSE TO BE A HERO OR A VILLAIN.
FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR CHILD MAY:
1. ATTACK OLD PEOPLE
2. BURN DOWN A CHURCH
3. EXPERIMENT WITH DRUGS
4. GET BEATEN UP BY THE AUTHORITIES
5. GO ON A SHOOTING SPREE
6. GO TO JAIL
7. KILL ANGERED BY “FAGS”
8. KILL PEDOPHILES AND CHILD MOLESTERS
9. MURDER GANG MATES
10. PUSH AN ADULT INTO A BURNING BUILDING
11. RAPE CHILDREN
12. STEAL SOMETHING VALUABLE
THE OUTCOME IS ATTAINED BY ENTERING THE NUMBER OF YOUR CHOICE AND THE NAME OF YOUR CHILD. THEN, HIT “ENTER.”
example: enter “1” for option #1, then hit “enter.” This will take you to another screen. Follow the screens until you’re finished.
RANDOMLY ENTERING LETTERS WILL RESULT IN AN IMMATURE COMMENT FOR YOUR CHILD, SO PLEASE DO NOT TRY IT.
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Canids: foxes, wolves, jackals, and dogs: status survey and conservation action plan by P Schultz – 2011 – books.google.com
HG Wells’s idea of a World Brain: A critical reassessment by S Thorgerson – 2009 – Anova Books
Behavior Problems of the Dog and Cat-E-Book by C Sillero-Zubiri, M Hoffmann, DW Macdonald – 2004 – researchgate.net
Wonderful blood: theology and practice in late medieval northern Germany and beyond by WB Rayward – Journal of the American Society for information …, 1999 – Wiley Online Library
White over black: American attitudes toward the Negro, 1550-1812 by G Landsberg, W Hunthausen, L Ackerman – 2011 – books.google.com
Potcakes: Dog ownership in new providence, The Bahamas by CW Bynum – 2007 – books.google.com
